Microsoft Office 2011 Mac (Full Version)
Office '11: http://adf.ly/1o9cH
Open Office '11 link. Click on "Torrent". You will be forwarded to ThePirateBay. Click on "Download this torrent". Download uTorrent (if you dont have it). Open the torrent file (download takes about 2 hours). Open destination folder and run the .dmg. Finish the installer (you now have the full version of Office 2011). To update open Word/Excel/PowerPoint click on Help and Check for updates.